#frank zhang is amazhang

[annabethchase06]

The way Percy nervously told Hazel and Frank he's Greek in SoN expecting some sort of tension to arise and Hazel just kisses him on the cheek and he melts has me sobbing.

Bonus points for Frank going, "Do I get a kiss too?"

[arisdaughter]

Hello!!

Hiya, I'm Serene Zhang!! Younger half-sister of Frank Zhang, Daughter of Ari★*⁠.⁠✧ Apollo ☀️☀️(apollo has been disowned)

14 years old, Birthday 22 December!(Yes, the winter solstice)

Here's a bit about me!!

I am a Greco-Roman Demigod

Bisexual 🩷💜💙

Hera is her patron goddess (that kidnapped her and put her through intensive training since she was 2)

Former spy from the Titan Army to watch Camp Half-Blood 🤫🤫

Has a jade dragon bracelet that gives me the power of invisibility🐉🐉

Starting my own army to better the world🔥🔥

Cheese fanatic 🧀🧀

Excels at anything concerning the arts🎨🎭

Ability to control light and use it as a weapon ✨✨

Archer 🏹🏹

Friends!!

@morpheus-child-phobos-legacy Kaden!! He has a nickname for me!!

@that-asian-child-of-aphrodite STEPHIEEE MY BEAUTIFUL KIND BESTIE<333

@love-lightning-forethought BROOKIE!! my super amazhang hairstylist

@thatonebitheaterkid DIDI MY SUPER AMAZHANG AND COOL GODDESS SISTER

@demigod-jack-hearth Jack! Dude's basically a god at this point, has like a thousand patrons and kids-

@daughter-of-the-storm Darya! She adopted me as her sister! Very cool very cool

@if-chaos-was-a-boy Calix! Mildly concerning but otherwise pretty slay 💅

So, this is me!! Welcome to my world!!

Tags:

#serene rambles #serene answers = ic/ask answers

[riordanverserpdatabase]

Peter Johnson

@that-dam-son-of-poseidon

@percy-jackson-is-a-seaweed-brain

@bluefoodcritic

@seaweed-brain-official

Annabeth Chase

@annabeth-in-your-chase

@architechtofthegods

Grover

@grover-eats-cans

Jason Grace

@the-best-superman-on-olympus

@jason-graceeeeee

@everyones-fav-blonde-superman

Leo Valdez

@team-leoo

Hazel Levesque

@hazel-the-diamond

@hazel-is-confused

Frank Zhang

@frank-zhang-skreee

@the-amazhang-teddybear

Piper Mclean

@the-argo-2-matchmaker

@piper-mclean-raaa

Will Solace

@sunny-boy-solace

@will-solace-aaaaa

@i-love-neeks

@literal-golden-boy

@son-of-apollo-you-anemic-loser

Nico Di Angelo

@nico-the-ghost-king

@nico-di-angelo-aaaaa

@nico-ghostking

@king-of-the-ghosts

PJO/HOO Masterpost

[percys-blue-food-vendor]

The Seven

Percy: @percy-jackson-is-a-seaweed-brain and @that-dam-son-of-poseidon and @son-of-sally-jackson

Annabeth: @annabeth-in-your-chase

Jason: @jason-graceeeeee and @jason-child-of-rome-grace

Leo: @team-leoo and @leo-valdez-graaa and @repairboyy

Piper: @the-argo-ii-resident-matchmaker and @piper-mclean-raaa and @p1per-mclean

Hazel: @hazel-is-confused and @hazel-the-jewel

Frank: @the-amazhang-teddybear and @frank-zhang-skreee and @frank-zhang-praetor

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

DO NOT USE THE PHRASE “AMAZHANG”

It doesn’t translate correctly

“Zhang” isn’t even pronounce [zang] but more of a [jong]

It’s another example of Americans being Eurocentric and assuming that every language can “mean” something in English

Another example that English is somehow the “superior language” so everything is somehow connected back to it

It’s offensive, if not a bit racist

BASICALLY the gist is people should actually do research before making a joke that might not even make sense.

if you’re going to continue using the phrase, get off my page and block me

[nightshade-anura]

Nico: From now on, we will be using codenames. You will now address me as Eagle One. Percy is: Been there, done that.

Percy: Yeah, but I'm not your ty-

Nico: Will is: currently doing that.

Will: *eye waggle*

Nico: Leo is: It happened once in a dream.

Leo: Wait, WHAT?!

Nico: Reyna is: If I had to pick a girl.

Reyna: *vomits before walking off*

Nico: Frank is: Eagle Two.

Frank: Oh, thank the gods.

[alexfluffierro]

Jason: Google it for me

Percy: In Camp Half-Blood, we don’t ask google

Jason:

Percy: We have her *points at Annabeth*

[fourtoomanyships]

Things I don't like about how the fandom portrays the seven:

Percy: "I'm a marine biologist and I'm stupid and I only eat food if it's blue, I still get upset abt not being Nico's type." 😐 Y'all really think he acts like this? That's a whole different post 🤚 Nico's like four years younger than Percy do you know how weird that is?

Annabeth: "cold smart nerd girl whose favorite color is grey." I'm ngl, there isn't a lot of consistency with Annabeth's character, there are a lot of AUs, but guys. Seriously. Stop making people's favorite colors their eye color it's so weird 😭

Jason: ⚰️

Leo: "super sized mcshizzle bad boy supreme I only wear suspenders and like women too much." First of all, cringe. Second of all, he wore suspenders like once and hated it, get over yourselves (ik suspenders are cool but let's not lie it's a Jason thing). Third, ik he's kinda a womenizer in the books but like 😭 stop 🛑

Piper: "hello kitty, 'im not like other girls', stay away from my boyfriend!" Guys. They broke up 😐 hate to break it too you 💔 read toa

Hazel: "cinnamon roll 🥰🥰 baby, never does anything." Y'all she cannonicly swears like a sailor. She is sweet but like still

Frank: "big Canadian Chinese baby man. AmaZHANG!" number 1 that's racist. And rude. number 2 literally w h a t. Like you really thought that was the best way to describe someone 🤨🤨 number 3 AmaZHANG is straight up just not a word. I see what you're trying to do, but that isn't how you pronounce Zhang. Argue with the wall 🤚

Nico: "small cold dark emo baby gay" I've been on Stan Nico Tumblr for a while. Y'all need to stop doing this to him he's like 14

Will: "sunshine always happy" I can't think of why this would be wrong per day but it is annoying sometimes

Jason pt. 2: "clean crisp uptight roman who is besties with Percy." Y'all they don't like each other. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

[pasifik]

thinking about how the "amazhang" pun is racist as hell hmm

the fact that this joke started because people dont know how to properly pronounce frank's last name is ignorant as hell. "oh, i dont know how to say 'zhang' but i'll make a pun of it anyway teehee!" shut up just shut up.

here's another the thing: you DO NOT make asian names a joke. dont turn ethnic names into jokes for god's sake.

[omgcrazyhalfblood1-blog]

I love this song

[trulymortal]

the “amazhang” pun is all well and good, but it does uncover the distinct and frankly horrifying idea that people think frank’s surname (zhang) is pronounced “zayng”

[mr-spoooks-blog]

quick pjo/hoo psa

could you guys NOT use frank's last name as a pun for the word "amazing" ((i.e. amazhang))???

his last name, zhang, is not pronounced "zang". frank is chinese, so his last name is pronounced "chang". in the chinese language, mandarin, "zh" makes the same sound as "ch". i have two asian siblings, and they both don't like it when people in the pjo/hoo fandom say "amazhang".

[lordzuuko]

ok so i've been reading your (amazhang) PJO/voltron au and i just felt the need to tell you that whenever hades/persephone call keith 'little bat' i always misread it as 'little brat' which honestly i find just as endearing

AHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAH I am cackling XD ACTUALLY! That wouldn’t be so bad too! Because I agree, “little brat” is equally as endearing as “little bat”

P.S. I appreciate the Frank Zhang pun in there *finger guns*

[nightshade-anura]

Hazel: Why is everyone so worried about top or bottom? I'd be happy just to have a bunk bed!

Leo: I'm gonna tell her-

Frank and Nico: Don't you DARE.

[alexfluffierro]

Canned Drinks

Piper: Leo, get me a canned drink.

Leo: What kind?

Piper: I don't know, any kind.

Leo: Sorry Pipes. But if you don't decide, then you can't drink a "can" drink.

Piper: JASON. GET OVER HERE AND PROTECT YOUR BOYFRIEND WHILE I RIP HIS HEAD OFF

Jason *from another room*: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND